All men like to masturbate and Nait Rey is no exception.
He especially likes to touch himself while listening to Tom Waits because
the warbling sounds from the speakers will eclipse any accidental sounds
that may slip from his mouth. Ask him why he has so many of Waits' albums
and he may immediately get a boner. Feign appreciation and knowledge of
Waits by remarking that you "heard some of his stuff in a movie soundtrack."
With cool headed responses like that the elephant will have left the room
and so too can you. Nait Rey will be relieved but still slightly
embarassed so he'll save his masturbation for his dreams where he and Waits
can tag team Bob Dylan.
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