No, you are not misreading this, Nait love of salt cannot be confined to only one post. I mean, the guy really loves salt.
Nait's loves of salt resulted in him purchasing the Veruca Salt album Eight Arms To Hold You under the impression that it was a woman's real name. He then told his middle school classmates that he planned on marrying Veruca and taking her last name.
Nait's most common phrase from the kitchen while he is cooking is "THIS SHIT NEEDS MORE SALT" even though he has already used an entire pint of Morton's in the said soup.
Someone even once accused Nait of chewing salt like bubble gum. At this time, that rumor is unsubstantiated.
If you learn anything from this website it should be that you should always keep a couple hundred packets on salt in your wallet so that in the off chance that you see Nait and he doesn't have any salt that you can offer it to him. He will be pleased.
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