As mentioned in Post #17, Nait's preferred method of intimacy is cuddling. Girls - You want to hold his hand, he wants to hold your body.
However, "just cuddling" after a full night of drinking isn't as easy to accomplish as it may appear. Sometimes a former ladylove winds up in his bed or he simply takes home the wrong girl and one thing can lead to several other things. And lets not forget, Nait's a gentleman and if he's only just met a girl he may not want to meet all of her at once.
Nait's penchant for blacking out during alcohol consumption accomplishes his desires thusly:
1. Whiskey dick is the safest sex he'll never have.
2. If the girl gets aggressive, as harlots are wont to do, any belligerent or defensive act by Nait has a built-in excuse the next day.
Nait stands 4 kegs tall and can hold just as much booze but that doesn't mean he'll remember much more than keeping his pants on the night before. If you ever get in trouble for being foregtful and you're feeling down about it, talk to Nait. He'll offer up a comforting smile and many warm tales of things he can't recall.
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excellent.
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