# 20 Using Too Much Toilet Paper.

Like most humans, from time to time, Nait Rey has to take a shit. No shame in that. We all do it. No big deal, right? Well, not exactly. Nait has a tendency to use far more toilet paper than the average adult male.

For some reason it is believed that Nait takes great pride in this act of disrespect towards roommates. Past roommates have even gone so far as to buy rolls that are labeled "Twice The Length Of Your Average Roll". Sadly, this does not seem to do any good. It is almost as if the more toilet paper available the more that gets used! Past instances of this being brought up to Nait have resulted in him saying "When it is twice as long that means half as thick!".

So if you have made a posting on craig's list looking for a prospective roommate in the greater Portland area it is suggested that you ask them their toilet paper using habits. If they respond with the answer of "average" feel safe with having them move into your home. Though if they respond in any other fashion it is suggested that you purchase a copy of Baseball Prospectus 2008 and study up. You will need to know what Yadier Molina's expected EQA+ is for this upcoming season.