Friday, March 14, 2008

#2. Big Blue Buffalo Hoodie

No matter what the weather or occasion, Nait Rey loves wearing his Big Blue Buffalo Hoodie (BBBH). It's oversized (even for a tall species like the Nait Rey), it's an off-color blue, and it has "Buffalo" emblazoned on the front. Nait Rey likes to be a walking billboard for a town where he may or may not be from or, for a school he may or may not have attended.

He feels that by wearing a BBBH it's an easy conversation starter. Those in the know are aware that it's actually a UB sweatshirt so, to get in Nait Rey's good graces walk over to him with a confident grin and high five him while exclaiming, "Go Bulls!" This makes Nait Rey's day and in returen he's likely to offer up his sister for free sex.

1 comment:

naitrey said...

Do you remember the girl who nicknamed me "braindead"?

Our conversation actually started because I was wearing the hoodie and she came up to tell me she had one too. Who knew obviously awful clothes could still score you a chick.