Friday, March 28, 2008

#24 Quoting The Simpsons

There are many ways that Nait likes to show off his uncanny abilitiy to remember stupid shit. All of those take a backseat to Nait's love of quoting The Simpsons.

Nait is undeterred by the fact that they show hasn't been relevant for ten years. In fact this just adds to the appeal for Nait since Nait really loves old stuff (see #9).

If you are looking to impress Nait say something like

"Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours." or

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!"

Added bonus points if the quote is in no way relevant the the conversation you are having. Nait will think that you are clever and when no one else gets or laughs at the joke Nait will say

"Don't have a cow man!"

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