Monday, March 31, 2008

#26 Tapered Jeans.

Nait has large feet. To better demonstrate how huge those feet are Nait likes to wear tapered jeans. Be they Levi's or Rustlers, Wranglers or Old Navy Nait doest not care about the logo and the message it sends on the back of his jeans. Nait only cares about the message he is sending with his ankles "I will not follow every whimsical fashion trend!"

Nait began wearing tapered jeans in 1980, the year he was born. His folks bought him his very first pair of Levi's 512's for Christmas that year and he has never looked back. When asked about this, Nait will dismiss the notion with the statement "My family didn't even celebrate Christmas until I was a teenager" When he does this just tell him that you understand. Then slowly walk away.

If you ever see Nait walking through a local thrift store, yell "HEY NAIT, THE TAPERED JEANS ARE OVER HERE!" You will succeed in getting his attention though he may think that they are coming back in style. For that reason Nait may ignore you and buy some boot cut khaki's. Don't be offended. Nait just likes being "ahead" of the fashion curve.

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