Nait Rey doesn't like to make money and in turn, he does not enjoy spending it either. Therefore he has deemed it an honorable endeavour to drink cheap 40's.
Bring up any shit-kickin' rot gut 40 name and Nait Rey will tell you a story about it. His personal fave is Steel Reserve. Once he drank 5 in one night, went blind and didn't get out of bed for 2 straight days. That wasn't a problem though because he doesn't work and the dreams he had while sleeping were fantastic. He'll tell you about it someday.
Drinking cheap 40's also adds a level of toughness to Nait Rey's otherwise docile demeanor. Nait Rey looks down on everyone all the time because he's so tall but when he's drinking a cheap 40, his pride oozes out like volcanic ash. Dare to be in his presence drinking a good tasting brew at such at time and be prepared to melt under his hot disdain. Nevermind that you can rub more than two nickels together, don't even think about attempting a comeback.
Pride goeth before the fall but not before pride tells you how much more awesome it is than you are.
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Wow. This was a tour de force. I'm actually crying, laughing right now.
Nicely done. I think you should celebrate by drinking a Camo.
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