From the front. From the back. From the side. The direction is not important, the only thing that matters is that Nait Rey is going to cuddle you and cuddle you hard.
Many years ago while at a house party a friend of Nait's was cuddling a girl on a couch. For a short period of time, Nait's friends called that friend the cuddle monster. Sadly, he lived in New York City and rather than waste a good nickname on someone that Nait's friends only saw once or twice a year it was decided that Nait would become the new cuddle monster.
Thankfully Nait took to this nickname with the same reckless abandon that he has taken to his middle name. If you were a young woman in Buffalo, New York between the time of June 2003- May 2006 or May 2007 - January 2008 the odds are that Nait cuddled you.
If you are a woman who has romantic designs on Nait it is highly suggested that you try to pick him up with the line "Let's skip the sex and get right to the cuddling". Sooner than later you will have sore writs from writing out wedding invitations.
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