You wouldn't know it by looking at him but nothing gets Nait's engine revving more than checking out such websites like "Perez Hilton", "The Superficial" and "TMZ".
Brad and Angelina getting married? You bet that Nait has an opinion. Kate and Owen. Oh.My. God. Nait CANNOT believe that they are getting back together. Matt Leinhart and Nick Lachey hanging out with slutty eighteen year old girls, well, actually, Nait thinks that is pretty cool.
If you are even looking to get Nait really riled up talk to him about how you think Brittany is a "total physco slut". This will enrage Nait to no end. It is a well known fact that Nait actually loves Brittany Spears. Tell him that you were joking or feel his wrath.
Monday, April 7, 2008
Saturday, April 5, 2008
#29 Doing Nothing.
Nait is so steadfast in his desire to do nothing that he even started a website devoted to documenting his efforts to do just that; nothing!
During Nait's most recent Buffalo residency if you were to ask Nait to go for a hike, he would would respond with a polite, "Sorry, but I can't do anything". Or if you asked Nait if he would be interested in playing a game of strat-o-matic baseball he would come back with a "I'd love to but I have a lot of nothing planned". Nait adheres to these rules very stricly as evidenced here and when he does do stuff he goes out of his way to forget it as shown here.
There are obvious exceptions to this rule though. It is suggested that if you must ask Nait to do something that you ask him to join you on a bike ride. He MIGHT say yes to that.
During Nait's most recent Buffalo residency if you were to ask Nait to go for a hike, he would would respond with a polite, "Sorry, but I can't do anything". Or if you asked Nait if he would be interested in playing a game of strat-o-matic baseball he would come back with a "I'd love to but I have a lot of nothing planned". Nait adheres to these rules very stricly as evidenced here and when he does do stuff he goes out of his way to forget it as shown here.
There are obvious exceptions to this rule though. It is suggested that if you must ask Nait to do something that you ask him to join you on a bike ride. He MIGHT say yes to that.
#28 Making Soup.
When you live on a limited budget your food options are somewhat limited. You are unable to dine upon fine filet's six days a week with luxurious lobsters on the seventh. This is one of the main reason's Nait loves soup.
It is a little known fact that when you pinch pennies together hard enough it actually creates soup. When you pinch pennies from 1973 you get chicken noodle. When you pinch pennies from 2007 you get asparagus brie and pennies from 1956 you get chili. Needless to say Nait prefers to pinch older pennies.
When approaching Nait if you mention that you have some turkey bones that you don't know what to do with he will drone on for hours about how to make a good soup. You will be pleased.
It is a little known fact that when you pinch pennies together hard enough it actually creates soup. When you pinch pennies from 1973 you get chicken noodle. When you pinch pennies from 2007 you get asparagus brie and pennies from 1956 you get chili. Needless to say Nait prefers to pinch older pennies.
When approaching Nait if you mention that you have some turkey bones that you don't know what to do with he will drone on for hours about how to make a good soup. You will be pleased.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
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