Monday, April 7, 2008

#30 Gossip Websites.

You wouldn't know it by looking at him but nothing gets Nait's engine revving more than checking out such websites like "Perez Hilton", "The Superficial" and "TMZ".

Brad and Angelina getting married? You bet that Nait has an opinion. Kate and Owen. Oh.My. God. Nait CANNOT believe that they are getting back together. Matt Leinhart and Nick Lachey hanging out with slutty eighteen year old girls, well, actually, Nait thinks that is pretty cool.

If you are even looking to get Nait really riled up talk to him about how you think Brittany is a "total physco slut". This will enrage Nait to no end. It is a well known fact that Nait actually loves Brittany Spears. Tell him that you were joking or feel his wrath.

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